This is a football match. That is all.
Today is most certainly the day -- the day when the New York Red Bulls ensure that they will miss the playoffs in hilariously tragic fashion by falling to a pathetic defeat at the hands of a half-strength Los Angeles Galaxy side at Red Bull Arena.
Hans Backe has named an identical starting lineup to the team that drew away to Toronto on Saturday, with Rafa Marquez somehow retaining his place in midfield. Landon Donovan and Robbie Keane miss out for LA due to injury and international duty, respectively.
Kickoff is at 8 PM, and you can watch the game on ESPN2, ESPN Deportes, and WatchESPN.com. Onwards to the humiliation!