Renny Vega's agent has said the Red Bulls are no longer an option for the Venezuelan keeper, which begs the question whether Vega was ever an option at all. Cue Vega's late night phone calls to Erik Soler, sober at first, then drunk, complete with sobbing and "please take me back" blubbering before he shows up on the sidewalk outside of Soler's condo with a boom box, holding it over his head playing love songs.