Ambroise Oyongo is a 23-year-old, professional soccer player for the New York Red Bulls. He also plays, when asked, for his country, Cameroon.
And he wears clothes. Sometimes, he wears clothes for work.
Sometimes he wears a lot of clothes.
Sometimes he wears few clothes.
Recently, he wore these clothes.
Egad! A Real Salt Lake jersey! What does it mean?
The New York Red Bulls, a MLS soccer team, took a moment to respond to an inquiry from a professional journalist on the subject of the clothes worn by Ambroise Oyongo.
Have been told by club that there's nothing to that picture. Just Oyongo wearing the jersey. You can breathe easier, Red Bulls fans. #RBNY
— Franco Panizo (@FrancoPanizo) December 10, 2014
It is official: Ambroise Oyongo wears clothes. Once A Metro will keep you informed of any future developments to this story.