Ambroise Oyongo wears clothes

Ambroise Oyongo is a 23-year-old, professional soccer player for the New York Red Bulls. He also plays, when asked, for his country, Cameroon.

And he wears clothes. Sometimes, he wears clothes for work.

A photo posted by Ambroise Oyongo Bitolo (@bibizaine03) on Oct 10, 2014 at 10:20am PDT

Sometimes he wears a lot of clothes.

Bad day#bad training#am cold#

A photo posted by Ambroise Oyongo Bitolo (@bibizaine03) on Nov 11, 2014 at 10:40am PST

Sometimes he wears few clothes.

A photo posted by Ambroise Oyongo Bitolo (@bibizaine03) on Mar 3, 2014 at 12:05pm PDT

Recently, he wore these clothes.

A photo posted by Ambroise Oyongo Bitolo (@bibizaine03) on Dec 12, 2014 at 9:57pm PST

Egad! A Real Salt Lake jersey! What does it mean?

The New York Red Bulls, a MLS soccer team, took a moment to respond to an inquiry from a professional journalist on the subject of the clothes worn by Ambroise Oyongo.

Have been told by club that there's nothing to that picture. Just Oyongo wearing the jersey. You can breathe easier, Red Bulls fans. #RBNY

— Franco Panizo (@FrancoPanizo) December 10, 2014

It is official: Ambroise Oyongo wears clothes. Once A Metro will keep you informed of any future developments to this story.