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Do you remember Armando? Of course you remember Armando!
He's still (supposedly) under contract with the New York Red Bulls, not in Florida with the team, and having the time of his life!
What's he been up to instead of stupid, boring training camp?
The Train Museum!
Rough translation: "The train doesn't come once in life."
Deep, man. Deep.
Rumors of Armando's agent trying to get him a guest spot on Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends are unconfirmed at this time.
Posing with furniture
Say what you will about his play on the field, but the man knows how to pose among a sea of chairs and benches.
He (possibly) ate some food
I've been told that food is one of the basic human needs [citation needed]. It's a good thing that Armando is (allegedly) eating food, let alone posing in front of a sign urging him to do so.
Posting in a most inspirational way
Less rough translation: "If you want something, then make it happen."
Is he quoting the lyrics to "Flashdance... What a Feeling"? If so, then I hope Armando takes his passion (modeling, playing soccer, posing with furniture, opening a coat factory) and makes it happen. Pictures come alive and you can dance right through your life.
Contemplating the weather
Rain or snow? Pancakes or waffles? Coke or Pepsi?
(The correct answers are snow, pancakes, and Coke.)
Giving away his boots