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Las Crónicas de Armando: Capítulo Cuatro

A big decision in our hero's heart.

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Sometimes the path is clear. Sometimes it isn't. You're at a fork in the road and have to make a decision that will affect you spiritually, emotionally, physically, and ethereally.

Armando Lozano, the rogue, wandering spiritual shaman for all New York Red Bulls fans, is currently at such a divide. Where will he turn for guidance? The I Ching? A wishing well? A Zoltar machine at a carnival?

No, our hero is a man of the people and it is to the people to whom he will turn for guidance.

What is the question of cosmic importance that is on Armando's mind?

A truly titanic struggle upon which the fate of the universe rests. What are our options, benevolent spirit of the wind?

It's casual. It's classic. Like you. What's behind door number two?

So suave. So debonair. Also like you.

This is truly a difficult decision. So difficult that Armando has yet to change his profile picture. He's clearly struggling with the options and I can see why. They're both perfect. How does one pick between two flawless options?

Let's help him out.