Match Predictions: New York Red Bulls vs Vancouver Whitecaps

Where we try to predict a match and see how bad we are at it.

By Jason Iapicco@DoctaStooge Jun 20, 2015, 4:00pm EDT

Name	W/L/D	RBNY	Vancouver	Why
Aaron Bauer	Win	5	0	EVERYTHING IS GOOD SO WE WIN GOOD.
Alex Showell	Win	2	1	Vancouver has been playing better then the Red Bulls, but the Red Bulls are due for a win in MLS play and will upset Vancouver.
Anthony Ali	Loss	1	2	Vancouver is simply better than RBNY right now. With Lloyd Sam still questionable, New York might not have the creative firepower to outscore them. Hopefully the extended break gave RBNY some time to figure out a replacement.
Austin Fido	Win	1	1	Vancouver has had plenty of rest but a lot of travel to get to RBA; RBNY is not so rested but at home: I think they wrestle each other to a draw.
Bobby Celentano	Win	2	1	I'm basing my prediction this week from our Let's Play FIFA series. I have never attended a match where RBNY lost, so I don't see New York losing.
Jason Iapicco	Win	1	0	Listen to this week's Red Bull Rant
JasonRBNY	Loss	1	2	We will play discombobulated in a fun and uptempo way.
Josh Hargett	Draw	2	2	Do you have any clue which RBNY team is gonna show up tonight? Neither do I.
Lester Townsend	Win	6E+28	Meatwad	The Red Bulls have never beaten Vancouver (I think). I like the song 99 Red Balloons.
Let's Play FIFA	Win	2	1	Watch Let's Play FIFA
Pat Glodkowski	Draw	1	1	Never beaten Vancouver and a tough schedule. There's more important matches out there against New York teams that we should focus on.
Patrick MacDonald	Draw	1	1	Listen to this week's Red Bull Rant
RBR Guest (Eric Giacometti)	Draw	2	2	Listen to this week's Red Bull Rant
Ryan Dolan	Loss	0	3	As much as it pains me to choose a Canadian side, the Whitecaps have too much talent on their side. Sorry. Also, David "The Dubstep Dane" Ousted has seven shutouts this year, second in the league. That's all I have to say aboot that.
Steve Toto	Loss	1	2	Vancouver has had more rest than RB the past twork weeks. Plus RB has a lot of games distracting them over the next two weeks coming up
Truman	Win	2	0	Listen to this week's Red Bull Rant