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This week's wrap-up show for The Football Ramble included a fun little bit where the boys were trying to figure out what managers would be good spokespeople, and what company that would represent. We thought it was a funny bit, which of course means we need to apply it to the New York Red Bulls. Here's a few ideas for what companies Red Bull players, manager, and TV personality would represent.
Player | Company Type | Reasoning |
Sean Davis | Moving Company | He helped Jose Mourhino leave his office at Chelsea, so why not speak to experience? |
Damien Perrinelle | Private Security | He's not afraid to shut you down, and get dirty doing so. |
Mike Grella | Dance Instruction | Seriously, with that footwork, how does that not make sense? |
Matt Miazga | Batting Instruction | Did you see that form at Yankee Stadium? Dude should've went pro. |
Jesse Marsch | Men's Suits | Mike Petke had his sweaters, Marsch has his suits. |
Lloyd Sam | Lawn Care | That chop move does more than mess up defenders, it saves the Red Bulls on mowing costs. |
Shep Messing | Agent (Any) | Doesn't matter who you are, he knows a guy. |
What do you think? What other pairings would make sense? Let us know in the comments.