This week's wrap-up show for The Football Ramble included a fun little bit where the boys were trying to figure out what managers would be good spokespeople, and what company that would represent. We thought it was a funny bit, which of course means we need to apply it to the New York Red Bulls. Here's a few ideas for what companies Red Bull players, manager, and TV personality would represent.
|Sean Davis||Moving Company||He helped Jose Mourhino leave his office at Chelsea, so why not speak to experience?|
|Damien Perrinelle||Private Security||He's not afraid to shut you down, and get dirty doing so.|
|Mike Grella||Dance Instruction||Seriously, with that footwork, how does that not make sense?|
|Matt Miazga||Batting Instruction||Did you see that form at Yankee Stadium? Dude should've went pro.|
|Jesse Marsch||Men's Suits||Mike Petke had his sweaters, Marsch has his suits.|
|Lloyd Sam||Lawn Care||That chop move does more than mess up defenders, it saves the Red Bulls on mowing costs.|
|Shep Messing||Agent (Any)||Doesn't matter who you are, he knows a guy.|
What do you think? What other pairings would make sense? Let us know in the comments.