Let's do a little arithmetic: this...
"The diagonal lines represent energy, dynamism, and the chances of fans buying this jersey over time." #RBNY pic.twitter.com/8tWhmj7nSA— Juan Escalante (@nerdwich) January 13, 2017
Growing on me... pic.twitter.com/DkuN4wyWUj— Fernando Gonzalez (@Jerzyiroc) February 7, 2017
Stay tuned... #ComingSoon #RBNY pic.twitter.com/ECjkeLkrPp— New York Red Bulls (@NewYorkRedBulls) February 7, 2017
....equals another one of these?
Certainly, we expect the New York Red Bulls to launch a new primary home kit for the 2017 MLS season, and it looks like the club is getting ready to do so. Maybe there will be a party.
Red Bull is pretty good at parties.
Have a party, RBNY. It's been a weird off-season. Let's celebrate something. Anything.
And if the 2017 RBNY jersey is indeed the "laser beam" design we're now expecting, here's hoping this is the rationale the club was sold on:
If you could drink a laser beam, I bet it would taste like Red Bull. #redbull— Chris Kindraka (@ChrisKindraka) June 4, 2012