Anybody Want a Fake Shirt?

by Matt Coyne on Oct 28, 2025 10:35 PM EDT in The View From 133

To go along with your fake team?

Let's take a minute off from playoff stress to have a laugh at America's favorite soccer brand that likes to masquerade as our "crosstown rival." The same "crosstown rival" that looks fondly back on a blackout in the midst of looting, vandalism, economic uncertainty, and a serial killer with t-shirts and stuff. But it was cool, man. You just had to be there.

But anyway, if you're an Xbox Live user and are looking for ways to spiff up your avatar, look no further than this white Cosmos graphic tee for the low, low price of 80 Microsoft Points.

Because, well, why the hell not. Unfortunately, you can't get any MLS gear aside from the the "rave green" home jersey of the Seattle Sounders, which was a limited time offer.

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Blame Umbro

I am not a Supporter | I am not a Fan | I am a Sounder
Sounder At Heart

by Dave Clark on Oct 28, 2025 10:38 PM EDT reply actions

It's acutally a bit depressing

How many there are around RBA on a given night. It’s not overwhelming, but you think people would catch on that, at this point, it’s more to sell shirts than anything. They say they have all this stuff? Where is it? Until then, it’s a brand. And I want to take them seriously. I want to have a legitimate cross-town rival.

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by Matt Coyne on Oct 28, 2025 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions