The New York Red Bulls will look to heap further embarrassment upon their fans tonight as they take on the listless New England Revolution at Gillette Stadium. New England haven't won in five games, but the Red Bulls are clearly a superior side as they've gone six games without a victory.
Thierry Henry will not have the pleasure of playing on turf for the second time this season, as he has a convenient "inflammation in his left Achilles." Right. Mehdi Ballouchy starts again, and the brilliant Agudelo-Richards combination up top will let Bobby Shuttleworth enjoy a quiet night, sipping lemonade in a deckchair. As we all should, instead of watching this game.
Red Bulls: Bouna Coundoul; Roy Miller, Tim Ream, Rafael Márquez, Chris Albright; Joel Lindpere, Teemu Tainio, Mehdi Ballouchy, Dax McCarty; Juan Agudelo, Dane Richards
Bench: Alex Horwath, John Rooney, Stephen Keel, Carlos Mendes, Corey Hertzog, Stephane Auvray
Revolution: Bobby Shuttleworth; Darrius Barnes, A.J. Soares, Ryan Cochrane, Kevin Alston; Kenny Mansally, Benny Feilhaber, Shalrie Joseph, Zak Boggs; Rajko Lekic, Milton Caraglio
Bench: Tim Murray, Diego Fagundez, Zack Schilawski, Otto Loewy, Stephen McCarthy, Ryan Guy, Pat Phelan
Kickoff for this humilation is at 7:30, and you can watch the inevitably self-harm-inducing performance on MSG.
Also, 10 awesome points to the first person who identifies the gentleman in the photograph above.