New York Red Bulls vs. New England Revolution: Live Match Thread
The New York Red Bulls will look to heap further embarrassment upon their fans tonight as they take on the listless New England Revolution at Gillette Stadium. New England haven't won in five games, but the Red Bulls are clearly a superior side as they've gone six games without a victory.
Thierry Henry will not have the pleasure of playing on turf for the second time this season, as he has a convenient "inflammation in his left Achilles." Right. Mehdi Ballouchy starts again, and the brilliant Agudelo-Richards combination up top will let Bobby Shuttleworth enjoy a quiet night, sipping lemonade in a deckchair. As we all should, instead of watching this game.
Lineups
Red Bulls: Bouna Coundoul; Roy Miller, Tim Ream, Rafael Márquez, Chris Albright; Joel Lindpere, Teemu Tainio, Mehdi Ballouchy, Dax McCarty; Juan Agudelo, Dane Richards
Bench: Alex Horwath, John Rooney, Stephen Keel, Carlos Mendes, Corey Hertzog, Stephane Auvray
Revolution: Bobby Shuttleworth; Darrius Barnes, A.J. Soares, Ryan Cochrane, Kevin Alston; Kenny Mansally, Benny Feilhaber, Shalrie Joseph, Zak Boggs; Rajko Lekic, Milton Caraglio
Bench: Tim Murray, Diego Fagundez, Zack Schilawski, Otto Loewy, Stephen McCarthy, Ryan Guy, Pat Phelan
You can find Revs perspective at The Bent Musket, and be sure to check out our match preview before the game.
Kickoff for this humilation is at 7:30, and you can watch the inevitably self-harm-inducing performance on MSG.
Also, 10 awesome points to the first person who identifies the gentleman in the photograph above.
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next time i want off
im gonna tell my boss i cant work today cuz were visitin another company and they hav turf on the ground and i dont hurt my inflammation in my achilles
by redbulls14 on Aug 20, 2025 7:08 PM EDT reply actions
if the red bulls lose tonite
please point finger at henry or backe for him not playin in a so called “must win” according to th14 i kno angel is long n gone but did this guy ever ever skip a game wit the red bulls over shit lik this?
by redbulls14 on Aug 20, 2025 7:10 PM EDT reply actions
On the other hand, we wouldn't be anywhere near the playoffs without Henry
and perhaps they’re concerned that he might injure himself and be out for the season if he does play on turf. It annoys me, but I think it makes sense from that perspective.
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by Ben Schneider on Aug 20, 2025 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Almost a hilarious opener for NE
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by Ben Schneider on Aug 20, 2025 7:43 PM EDT reply actions
Bouna Coundoul says "RBNY don't have a goalkeeping problem" -- SHOCKER
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by Ben Schneider on Aug 20, 2025 7:48 PM EDT reply actions
Ballouchy fucks shit up. Also a shocker.
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by Ben Schneider on Aug 20, 2025 7:52 PM EDT reply actions
1-0 New England
We can’t defend. Another shocker.
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by Ben Schneider on Aug 20, 2025 7:53 PM EDT reply actions
We're not very good. Shocker.
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by Ben Schneider on Aug 20, 2025 8:02 PM EDT reply actions
30 minutes in, we're yet to create a chance.
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by Ben Schneider on Aug 20, 2025 8:07 PM EDT reply actions
Rafa header over the bar.
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by Ben Schneider on Aug 20, 2025 8:14 PM EDT reply actions
We're inept! 2-0 NE!
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by Ben Schneider on Aug 20, 2025 8:16 PM EDT reply actions
In what way is that not a red card and a penalty?
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by Ben Schneider on Aug 20, 2025 8:23 PM EDT reply actions
2-0 HT.
Meh. The team doesn’t care, so I won’t either.
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by Ben Schneider on Aug 20, 2025 8:25 PM EDT reply actions
wow
absolute fucking travesty! its bad enough that the team is shitting the bed, but for the AR to make a call like that?
I dont believe in curses, but WTF!?
by ianua ditis on Aug 20, 2025 8:26 PM EDT reply actions
the red card I could see
I mean, it could be just a yellow, I guess, but to take away the penalty too? That decision can make all the difference in the game.
by ianua ditis on Aug 20, 2025 8:29 PM EDT reply actions
the first half
I didn’t see the first goal but on the second goal, Caraglio was Ballouchy’s mark. He wasn’t even close to keeping up. I know I’m beating a dead horse at this point, especially on this blog, Ballouchy is a liability every time he steps on the field. He can’t defend, trap, pass, carry a ball, shoot or do anything worth paying him money as a player. Just make him the ball-boy or have him mix up the gatorade powder drinks for the players who can actually do something productive.
Also, that was a red card all day. Earlier in the first half one of the revs put his studs up near Agudelo’s face and body checked him to win the ball; no call. Marquez wins a header cleanly, and it’s a call. Another dead horse here, but officiating in the MLS is atrocious. I attend USL games all the time with better refereeing. How in any way the linesman makes that call is beyond me. In the aftermath of the foul, the referee looked like he was going to call the penalty before conferring with the AR.
God awful officiating, but that’s no excuse for creating nothing offensively. Rafa Marquez had our best chance of the half.
Second highest payroll in the league after Galaxy now? In May we had a combined wages 4 times that of the Revolution. This is disgraceful.
by coys_from_wny on Aug 20, 2025 8:43 PM EDT reply actions
he pointed to the spot
and reached in his pocket, but then he went over and let the AR overrule him. He made up for it with a no-call against Ream.
I watched this game on Comcast Sportsnet NE, since I cant get MSG on my cable, and it was funny to see Nicol’s reaction to the 2nd yellow for mansally. I dont know how he had a word to say when he should have been down a man, a goalkeeper, and a sub at the end of the first half.
by ianua ditis on Aug 20, 2025 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
2-1, Richards. Don't get your hopes up.
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by Ben Schneider on Aug 20, 2025 8:48 PM EDT reply actions
Mansally off, second yellow.
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by Ben Schneider on Aug 20, 2025 8:49 PM EDT reply actions
Almost 2-2 from Dax.
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by Ben Schneider on Aug 20, 2025 8:55 PM EDT reply actions
Tainio gets a second yellow....ten against ten.
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by Ben Schneider on Aug 20, 2025 9:04 PM EDT reply actions
This referee is fantastically shit.
Should have had two penalties.
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by Ben Schneider on Aug 20, 2025 9:20 PM EDT reply actions
For fuck's sake.
2-2.
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by Ben Schneider on Aug 20, 2025 9:22 PM EDT reply actions
2-2 FT. Yawn.
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by Ben Schneider on Aug 20, 2025 9:29 PM EDT reply actions
yeah
who knows if Henry might have made the difference in this game? Thank God for Richards at least.
The Playoffs are slipping away and I get the sinking feeling we are going to see D-Ro doing his stupid dance in the postseason while Henry and company are golfing. (do Frenchman even golf anyway?)
by ianua ditis on Aug 20, 2025 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
And I guess I can award myself the ten awesome points
it’s Sachin Tendulkar.
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by Ben Schneider on Aug 20, 2025 9:31 PM EDT reply actions
That
was on the tip of my tongue. I was just checking the spelling.
Your First Ever Pinstripe Bowl Champions- The Syracuse Orange
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