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New York Red Bulls vs. New England Revolution: Live Match Thread

Only God Himself can save us now.
Only God Himself can save us now.

The New York Red Bulls will look to heap further embarrassment upon their fans tonight as they take on the listless New England Revolution at Gillette Stadium. New England haven't won in five games, but the Red Bulls are clearly a superior side as they've gone six games without a victory.

Thierry Henry will not have the pleasure of playing on turf for the second time this season, as he has a convenient "inflammation in his left Achilles." Right. Mehdi Ballouchy starts again, and the brilliant Agudelo-Richards combination up top will let Bobby Shuttleworth enjoy a quiet night, sipping lemonade in a deckchair. As we all should, instead of watching this game.


Red Bulls: Bouna Coundoul; Roy Miller, Tim Ream, Rafael Márquez, Chris Albright; Joel Lindpere, Teemu Tainio, Mehdi Ballouchy, Dax McCarty; Juan Agudelo, Dane Richards

Bench: Alex Horwath, John Rooney, Stephen Keel, Carlos Mendes, Corey Hertzog, Stephane Auvray

Revolution: Bobby Shuttleworth; Darrius Barnes, A.J. Soares, Ryan Cochrane, Kevin Alston; Kenny Mansally, Benny Feilhaber, Shalrie Joseph, Zak Boggs; Rajko Lekic, Milton Caraglio

Bench: Tim Murray, Diego Fagundez, Zack Schilawski, Otto Loewy, Stephen McCarthy, Ryan Guy, Pat Phelan

You can find Revs perspective at The Bent Musket, and be sure to check out our match preview before the game.

Kickoff for this humilation is at 7:30, and you can watch the inevitably self-harm-inducing performance on MSG.

Also, 10 awesome points to the first person who identifies the gentleman in the photograph above.