Professional wrestler Jermaine Jones was given a yellow card during his match against Toronto FC for doing something Jermaine Jones-y.
New England midfielder Jermaine Jones ruled out for crunch midweek match against New York Red Bulls due to caution accumulation. #MLS
— Inside MLS (@InsideMLS) September 13, 2025
I think this is it.
No, wait, sorry, that was from the first leg of the 2014 Conference Finals.
This is his tackle from the Toronto match.
Oops. That was another tackle from the 2014 Conference Finals. He didn't get a red card for either of those horror tackles. But, hey, at least he's finally suspended for a match against the Red Bulls! Too bad it's in 2015.
Why do I refuse to let these calls go? Well, for one, he shouldn't have been on the field when he scored the game winning goal in the 85th minute in the first leg, and he definitely shouldn't have been on the field for the second leg.
Also, the league told the refs not to suspend star players.
THAT'S NOT SUSPICIOUS OR UNETHICAL AT ALL. IT'S TOTALLY NOT OUR VERSION OF THE SACRAMENTO KINGS VERSUS LOS ANGELES LAKERS SERIES.
So here we are. Jermaine Jones is suspended for Wednesday's match. Good. Great. This is good for the Red Bulls' Shield chances. Unfortunately this suspension is a little under a year too late.
