Bulls Abroad: Karl goes away, Roy here to stay

Hey guys, how's everyone doing. I've called you here to give a little update on the status of Karl Ouimette.

Oh, Betty, no. Don't cry. It's really okay. Everything is going to be okay.

Seriously, Karl is just going on a little vacation. A work vacation!

No, no no no you did NOTHING wrong. Don't say that! This is a good thing.

Karl is going to be hanging out with his Canadian buddies for a little bit. They will go to train on Aug. 31, then play two games on Sept. 4 and Sept. 8, and then he'll be right back here with the Red Bulls. Plus, he gets to go visit Belize for a few days! Belize is fun! It has some nice scuba diving, and they use Fahrenheit!

See, it's not so bad!

Plus, one day we're all going to look back at this and say, wow Karl Ouimette was there when the Canadian National Team started to look like it may qualify for the World Cup again. Won't that be fun?

See, I knew there was a smile there, Betty! Now Todd, wipe that smirk off your face you smarmy jerk, I haven't forgotten what you said last week.

Anyway, Roy Miller won't be playing in the two friendlies Costa Rica has scheduled in September against Uruguay and Brazil. He will stay with the Red Bulls during the international break.