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Red Bulls and MLS news, Onion-style. Ok, fine, we are having a go...

All-Star Game voting (and game itself) remain dumb

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Every selfie a player takes counts as an All-Star Game vote.

Amateur National Championship missing a champion

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Is this a real championship or is it just fantasy?

OaM Comedy: Robles Trains by Catching Flying Fish!

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Luis Robles, The New York Red Bulls goalkeeper, is finding new ways to game plan for the Sounders FC match.

OaM Comedy: Surprising Features of LAFC's Stadium

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LA planners are going all out on family-friendly fun at the new Los Angeles Stadium! What are they?

OaM Comedy: Fan's Error Leads Him to Sons of Ben

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The day after the Hudson River Derby, a confused NYCFC fan wakes up a Philadelphia Union supporter...

COMEDY: NYCFC Ultras to Appear on Disney Channel

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These hardcore hooligans show kids their lighter side

New York is Red (Redding)

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The Red Bulls marketing campaign has its roots in a classic film. Can you guess which one?

Drummer Hospitalized by Whiplash Conductor

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City Beats--everyone’s favorite sunglasses wearing New York City FC horn and drum ensemble--thought they could brush up on their technique and song repertoire. So it was a no-brainer to take...

NYC FC Fan: "Jersey is a Toxic Waste Dump"

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Intrepid fans of the newest soccer team in New York prep for their first Derby day.

Source: NYCFC Fans Securing Visas and Immunization

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Clinics and immigration offices all over NYC are overflowing...